3-way conversation

Jensen: "Hey left knee,are you ok?you seem quite stressed out."
Left Knee: "Oh i'm fine.just an old ailment.you felt it last time didn't you?"
Jensen: "Yeah i did.kept me off the track for 2 weeks.i got you a knee brace.hope it helps."
Left Knee: "Thanks dude i appreciate it.Let's go for a run now."
Jensen: "Cool."
After 4km
Left Knee: "It doesn't seem to help a lot."
Jensen: "Shit.it costs me 27 fucking dollars!"
Right Knee: "I can use that.I'm in pain."
Jensen: "Fuck the both of you."
Left Knee and Right Knee: "Oh!We're leaving you,you heartless creature!"
And so Jensen is in deep deep shit now.