swinging single

i am single,therefore i can:
sleep till whatever time i want.
do what i want without caring about how the other person will feel.
ogle at da ladies.
buaya around.
commit suicide with one less person to worry about.
hug anyone i want.
talk as much as i want.

if i am attached,i will:
be tracked every now and then.lose some freedom.
be damn good at lying.
be damn good in bed.
have someone to hug when i need it.

that's why i'm SINGLE!and still loving it.
ha ha ha.
so,who's got some nice girl to introduce?Chocolate ice queen is not enough to fill my insatiable appetite.