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and the mind draws a blank.
i have nothing to blog about.or rather i don't know what to write here.maybe it's just not the right time to log into blogger.
maybe this spells the end of my blogging.
when i started this blog,i estimated its death to be one month after its birth.it's been abt 6?7? weeks overdue.just refuses to die.
the reason for its existence is simple.i have nothing to do online.
when MSN buddies don't reply,when you run out of websites to surf and blogs to read,most of you will shut down and sleep.i can't do that.i need to feel sleepy before i do so.i also don't know why.just a habit.that's why i'm usually online till 2am,even though i tell myself to sleep early.
but there's nothing to do tomorrow morning.there's no point getting up so early just to feel bored.sleep late = wake up late.therefore,less time spent staring into space.
tomorrow morning,there's an important mission.it's to send shijie off to US safely.We must don our no.4 and SBO and escort my dragonboat partner.Terrorism's on the rise,we can't afford to take risks.those patrolling guards in the airport look so lembek,their bullets are probably rubber like them.
that's what people do when they get paranoid(sending friend off in no.4).they do unnecessary and thoughtless things that pose more harm to themselves and those around them.and i,for one thing,am getting more obsessed with the fact that engineering girls cannot make it and arts girls are oh-so-hot.when you frequent the arts canteen more than the toilet,you are definitely paranoid.or simply horny.
but then,risking blood gushing out of my nostrils is definitely not as life-threatening as going through hell to get a girlfriend.i see beauties,and so i self-indulge.if i have a girlfriend,i have to indulge on her.and if she finds out that you look at others,chances of you becoming a eunuch increases significantly.guys,surely you don't want to lose your brain right?
join the bachelors club.i will organise daily trips to various faculties' canteens.but just like you shouldn't feed the animals in the zoo,you are not allowed to reach out and touch these mesmerizing specimens of the fairer sex.if you do,risk a 2 hour long tirade from the victim and a lawsuit filed against you if you're in law.If you're in engineering,these brainy babes may just set their latest castration machines on you.so,be careful where you lay your hands.
and if you're thinking that i blog for effects,you are quite right.because some of my entries are excessively descriptive and maybe trying hard to be funny.what's wrong with that?don't you try hard to joke when you're talking to your good friends too?it's true,it pays to be humorous.it's said that all girls go for guys who can make them laugh,all guys go for girls who laugh at their jokes(they think they're funny and the girl likes them so she laughs,that's why).win-win situation.guy makes joke(he's funny) girl laughs(she appreciates humour) the 2 get together and they haha all the way.
smile and the world smiles with you.
laugh and you get laid.