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just how did i get to funeral preparations?
by thinking abt how digital cameras defy the purpose of photography,then what memories i should bring with me to my deathbed,then to this.
so,how lavish will your last rite be?
As of now,this is mine.

1. no coffin.but a king-sized mattress with satin bedsheet.
2. the funniest da tou tie my family can find placed in front of mattress.
3. game consoles and cartoons for the kids.should have crayon shinchan aka la bi xiao xin.dvds or whatever comes out after this digital age for the teens and porn flicks(no hardcore) for the horny friends.for the aunties i think Zhen Qing should suffice.
4. strictly no gambling.no mahjong.cards maybe but only bridge.junhan and kaiyen can do their magic tricks too.
5. don't burn paper money.i love nature.
6. no paper maids and mistresses,or giant mansions and BMWs.i want angelina jolie.in a white bikini.
7. must play rock songs throughout the funerals.if not i will wake up and wreak havoc.
8. when being wheeled away for cremation,play coldplay's yellow.power mama.
9. when i go into the crematorium furnace,all must smile and wave byebye.cannot cry.
10. oh yah,i want beach setting.or tropical forest also can.

so,what's yours?